Co-Joined twins Mary and Terry McBriar have reached a crossing point in their relationship. Mary, who insists on dragging her sister to church every Sunday, took a Chastity vow this week and has covenanted with her Savious to remain a virgin until marriage. Terry, on the other hand, has been in talks with representatives of Playboy magazine to do a spread (no pun intended) in their issue.
Playboy spokesman Grant Newbond says that "we'd prefer to have them both. It would be kind of awkward to have one girl getting undressed and all slutty while the other is sitting there reading a magazine or something."
Terry is upset over the magazine issue (no pun intended). "I can get enough money to pay for college just by taking off my clothes and squeezing my boobs. This can keep me from flipping burgers and filling milkshakes. I don't see what the big deal is with my sister. Everyone likes to see naked twins, and we're just a little bit different!"
Mary, meanwhile, refuses to participate. "It is a sin to do what she is doing. If my sister wants to be a Harlot, I refuse to be dragged down to Hell with her. Unfortunately, this is something that she cannot do on her own."
"It's like this on the weekend when we go on dates with our boyfriends, the co-joined Pissgums twins. While I sit there, holding hands with my boyfriend in a chaste manor, she's all over hers, pawing and kissing and slurping and it is just disgusting!"
A photographer from Playboy offered a possible solution to the dilemma. "What if the two of them did the ange/devil thing? The angel could be fully clothed, while the devil could be naked and slutty? This way they could both get their wish, and I'd also earn a paycheck."
There was no word from the twins on this suggestion and they are currently not speaking to each other.