Written by Jordan Baugher
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Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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Palin's trademark glasses give this reporter an erection.

Moosecock, AK - Despite losing the presidential election, resigning as governor of Alaska, and being roundly criticized for her cheerfully ignorant demeanor, Sarah Palin refuses to do the one thing everybody wants her to do: just GO AWAY.

When asked why she keeps grasping desperately for the attention of an irritated public, Palin said, "Is it because I'm an attention whore with no substance behind my mavericky-yet-blue-collar persona? You betcha!"

Palin, who is currently vacationing in Hawaii, recently made news by criticizing President Obama for not cutting short his Hawaiian vacation to deal with the recent airline security crisis.

When asked about Sarah Palin, Russian puppeteer Vladimir Putin said, "We don't need to see her on the news, we can see her house from here."

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