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Monday, 28 December 2009

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The Front Is Ugly, But The Back Is Worse!

Washington, DC-- The United States Mint will issue a new one-dollar coin in 2010. The mint is hoping the third time will be the charm, after the failure of the Susan B. Anthony and Sacawagena coins. The new one-dollar coin will also be colored gold, but it will have First Lady Michelle Obama's face instead.

The beautiful new coin features a profile of the First Lady, and it does a good job of showing off her massive jaws. At first glance the profile looks like an hippopotamus, or even an australopithecine. A closer look reveals the hateful look and the famous unhappy smirk everyone has come so know so well.

The new coin will definitely not have the 'In God We Trust' motto on it. The Obamas are atheists and don't believe in anything but themselves. The new motto is 'Kiss My Ass'.

The back-side side of the coin is unique. It shows only Michelle Obama's enormous backside. The First Lady requested it as a favor to all her minions in the mainstream media. Now, all her fans can pucker up and kiss her fat ass all day long!

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