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Monday, 28 December 2009

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More Tiger Woods controversy surfaced today when one of the leading cheerleaders of the Dallas Cowboys admitted that she had had a 'fling' with the world's number 1 golfer in 2007.

Tammy Slagg, 19, a vivacious blond vixen, said that she and Woods had met after the US Masters in Augusta that year, and that he had 'tonked her' on more than occasion in a greenside bunker at the short 15th.

Woods has denied the affair, but says he does indeed have 'a thang' for young, blond girls who habitually provide glimpses of their tits and snatch for public perusal. He said:

"I like them young, blond whiteys!"

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