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Sunday, 27 December 2009

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New York - (Reuterus): According to Homeland Insecurity Department transcripts the fruit (think 'giant hairy melon') of that sordid 70s coupling has lived the Life of Riley spreading rancor in cyberspace about her eclectic DNA.

But as UK Fraud Squad records show the Clinton/Bancroft chimera blames her genes for the trainwreck of her pathetic existence.

Fostered as a baby to an IRA sleeper whose own little daughter died in a cocaine/heroin highball binge-out, Ms Bancroft-Clinton somehow flourished.

A squalid bipartisan cover-up on both sides of the Atlantic shielded the whole fetid arrangement bankrolled by God's Banker thefts of the Vatican purse.

"These days our 30-something gargoyle enjoys thieving, embezzling, perverting the course of justice," a Met top cop commented today, "much like the rubbish that spawned her."

She was last seen on Christmas Weekend robbing Harrabs department store in Knightsbridge of $$$s worth of vintage champagne.

A Magistrates Court warrant issued on Boxing Day describes her as a low life hooker too ugly and flatulent to ever get laid.

Cherry Bonsai is 39.

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