Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Christmas, Underwear

Thursday, 24 December 2009

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No, not for MUMS, DADS are demanding sexy lingerie, oh the joys of sexual liberty!!

Dads/Hubbies sick to death of receiving SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rebelling, especially when they're legless!

Christmas Eve used to be pretty easy for mums and kids not knowing what to buy Dads for Xmas, SAP's were the solution.

Due to the fact that beer-gutted, alcoholised Dads were normally too pissed to give a crap about their presents, in today's modern day and age Dad's are rebelling, demanding more suitable presents.

Recently hunky, butch, sportsmen have been outing their sexual preferences and this has not escaped Dad's attention.

Marks & Sparks Y-Fronts and socks are no longer suitable, Dad's want sexy, pink tangas, leopard skin leotards, fishnet stockings, leather sexy accessoires, etc, to hang over their beer bellies.

The days of Dad's pissed out of their brains, unshaven, uncouth, smelling of puke, hanging over the bog and touching up any female that crosses their path have gone.

The general trend is for Dad's to show their "feminine side" and if outing Rugby, Hurling stars can do it, then Dad's certainly can.

Mums are slightly worried at this trend and feel their "Hubbies" are becoming slightly "Poofy" although constantly complaining about Dad's antics at Christmas, they would certainly prefer their men to touch up the local "Bitches" than touch up the local "Butches"

Oh the joys and fun of sexual liberty, all we need now is Dame Kelly Holmes to come out of her closet and admit to being a lesbian then Mums can demand those boring SAP (sock and pants) presents instead of sexy lingerie for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!

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