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Tuesday, 22 December 2009

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Following the example of Accenture, Inc. and the Tag Heuer watch company, The Somali Pirates Association has decided to end its endorsement of Tiger Woods. From Mogadishu, Sheik Abdul Kissamabutt, spokesperson for the organization announced, "We are extremely displeased with the actions of Mr. Woods and no longer wish to have him as an icon of our good works."

According to the Wall Street Journal, this termination could cost Tiger up to 20,000,000 pieces of eight annually.

When asked whether the organization would ever reconsider their new position, the Sheik added that it was a possibility only if Tiger decided to marry his "concubines," instead of just shanking them. "Hell, there would be no problem if he just made them into a harem. I have twenty or so myself," said Kissamabutt.

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