In a shocking revelation guaranteed to give Jen goosebumps, Hollywood's leading man Brad Pitt tells his chums Angelina just doesn't do it for him anymore!
According to sources who were with Brad at a private party to raise funds for disgraced golfer Tiger Woods, he waxed poetic when talking about Tiger's quest to stay on the prowl and keep his testosterone levels up. "Sometimes, ya know, ya just get bored with the same ole, same ole....especially with about 14 non english speaking kids always hanging around needing attention!"
Later in the evening Brad allegedly said he hadn't seen Angelina naked for about 10 months, and hadn't had sex with her for the past year and a half.
"She used to be so beautiful before all those kids and those horrible tatoos...now I can't even bear to look at her in the shower...she has a full size head of a chupacabra on her back she picked up down in Cabo...how can you get it up looking at that when you want to get 'the dog' on?"
When asked how he's coping with no sex Brad said sheepishly, "Hell, that's not a problem, with all those kids and Angelina's temper, we have Nannies coming and going all the time....I just catch 'em on their way out the door...even some hot Swedish ones!"