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Monday, 21 December 2009

image for 'Clueless' husband Simon Monjack hires Howard K Stern lawyers
"Can't believe this stuff is happenin!"

Los Angeles - (Conjack?): "All we need now is some sorta Virgie Arthur gargoyle to come crawling outta the woodwork!"

The warning, by legal sources close to Brittany Murphy's widower Simon Monjack, may be a sign of how spookily similar the actress/singer's death on Sunday is to Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith's.

UK movie director Monjack, 39, is reported to have hired Howard K Stern's lawyers following their successful albeit highly controversial representation at Anna Nicole Smith's 2008 inquest.

Stern is currently facing multiple charges of illicitly supplying prescription drugs to the late stripper in a hotly contested case in California.

Monjack apparently is keen to get the very best legal clout amid reports his dead wife's autopsy this week may focus on a possible prescription medication overdose.

The couple's 2007 nuptials were marred by internet rumors that the British moviemaker owes 'millions' in bad UK debts including $470,000 to royal bankers Cuntts & Co - part of the bankrupt Royal Bank of Scotland group.

Murphy's autopsy results are expected on Thursday.

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