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Sunday, 20 December 2009

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Brittany was blonde tyhe day she died

Los Angeles - (Propofool): Forensic cops were still swabbing down the actress/singer's bathroom after her limp, naked body was found slumped in the shower.

The Clueless star had recently undergone a post-operative Viocodin detox after becoming allergic to facelift painkillers.

She was 32 and fond of a bit of strategic lippo from time to time.

At her Hollywood Hills home today Brittany pal Jessica Simpson said to reporters: "WFT? I had absolutely nothing to do with this! Whaddahell is going on?

"Last week you guys harrassed me with that dumbass 'Jessica-shagged-Tiger Woods' crap.

"Now you want me to conduct a doorstep autopsy?"

A spokesman for Los Angeles Coroners Department said today Ms Murphy's remains would be given a full pathology examination tomorrow morning.

"And yeah, that might mean microscopic examination of all those cheek impants, the lip fillers, the eyelid smoothers, every single botox jab and silicone bodliy enhancement.

"Could take weeks, of course."

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