Independent Journalists were met with a cold shoulder today as they tried to confront Global Warming Guru Al Gore, and Copenhagen Court Jester Barry Obama over the eastern seaboard's inundation with a record snow fall and freezing winds which only confirmed recent findings of scientific data rigging.
Leading Global Warming Propaganda Rags including the New York Times, Washington Post, and San Francisco Chronicle only mentioned the paralyzing storm in passing in a short article on their obituary pages, calling it a 'seasonal abnormality."
The lead stories in most of the Obama Press detailed the righteous indignation of most of Africa's corrupt leadership comparing the Copenhagen Accord akin to the 'holocaust', mostly because they expected to leave Denmark with duffel bags of cash to put in their private accounts while their constituents continue to starve, kill themselves over tribal vendettas, and commit acts of piracy in the name of Allah.
A besieged press secretary, Robert Gibbs, said the president was spending the day in the White House bowling alley, located 3 stories below the mansion and heated to a tropical 82 degrees as is the president's preference.
A spokesman for Al Gore denied reports he was at his home office in his mansion day trading carbon credits, and further denied that 'Mr. Green' and his hedge fund had been linked to$12B in fraudulent carbon credit trading recently discovered by an international financial investigation task force.
Meanwhile in Congress, Democrats were stranded because of the storm, as they continued to play 'let's make a deal' to buy off greedy politicians holding out their vote for a big pay day, with the extortion being paid for by U.S. Taxpayers.
Once congressional aid said the restrooms looked " like the super dome in New Orleans during Katrina!", citing over running bowls and "turds as big as
sausages' spilling out into the hallways!"
Harry Reid, Senate majority leader claimed the issue was a plumbing matter, and continued to keep doors closed to outsiders, meaning anyone who was not on board the Heath Care Express Train about to derail the U.S. economy and constitution.
Meanwhile the Obama kids were outside building snowmen and then attacking them with spears and machetes under the watchful eyes of Momma Michelle, who it appears has given up her fascination with Golf after a recent Spoof expose involving 'Twittering with Tiger."