Written by Helen Tarnation
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Saturday, 19 December 2009

image for Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile
'Baby ETW' - is Farrakhan the father?

'Tiger babe' Theresa Rogers has been forced to drop her claim against Tiger Woods for support of her child, which she believed Tiger to have fathered. Tiger, it turns out, is infertile and could not have made her pregnant.

Senior Spoof Writer Abel earlier reported that celebrity lawyer Cindy Cinnabar would be representing Rogers in her multi-million-dollar action against Woods.

Cinnabar was disappointed at the news of Tiger's infertility.

'We had a really good case, until this happened', Cinnabar said. 'We had dress stains, full-color high-quality videos, phone recordings, text messages, everything.'

Asked who the actual father of the child, six-year-old 'ETW' might be, she said, 'I don't know. But the child is biracial, so that narrows things down a bit. Maybe Louis Farrakhan.'

Rogers is the second 'Tiger babe' to have her hopes dashed by the discovery of Tiger's infertility.

Rachel Uchitel reported being 'enraged' at the news, saying that she 'worked really hard to get knocked up' by Tiger.

Make Helen Tarnation's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.



Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.




Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 plus 5?

5 16 20 9

Go to top