Written by Gordo Plenty
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Topics: Tiger Woods, Golf

Saturday, 19 December 2009

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Bill Clinton at the acceptance ceremony

Miami Beach, FL - Tiger Woods won the Player of the Year Award today from the prestigious Playboys Of America Club.

'If anyone ever deserved the damn thing, he does. Man, he had some fine babes wrapped around his little [censored]' stated Barney Pflugel, President of the POA Club.

The award, a golden phallus, would normally have been handed to Woods in an award ceremony, but since he has disappeared from the public eye, the award will be held until he can come and pick it up.

Running in second place was Bill Clinton. Third place, amazingly enough, was awarded to a Spoof regular, Helen Tarnation. No word yet on when she will be accepting it.

In a side note: Woods also was named the PGA Player of the Year for 2009.

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