The latest alleged Tiger girl, Theresa Rogers, has reported that Tiger Woods is spotted.
'He has spots all over his groin area', she claims. Elin Nordegren has decided that enough is enough and has filed for divorce from the golf star.
'It was bad enough when all these floozies were saying that they had slept with my husband, but now they are giving away secrets that should be kept quiet. The next thing you know it will be public knowledge that he likes to wear women's underwear...I mean...er..I gotta go...', stated a flustered Elin.
Tigers physical wear-abouts still remain a mystery, though according to Helen Tarnation 's article he was seen near a convent just last night.