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Thursday, 17 December 2009

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Two more Tiger cubs gestating?

Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "No wonder Elin's hired a divorce lawyer who's name means cliché," a celebwatch magazine LA FaghHagSlagMag editorial commented today.

The publication says Elin Woods has just instructed awesome California attorney Sorrell Trope after discovering she was eight weeks pregnant with twins.

"The word trope is derived from the ancient Greek word tropos meaning twists and turns and to direct, to alter, to change," the publication explained.

"Kinda appropriate for the current 'Greek tragedy' of a fallen idol that's unravelling before our very eyes."

The Woods already have two children aged two and ten months, guaranteeing Elin a bumper payout in any maintenance settlement for the children.

"Of course if you add another two kids into the equation Tiger's gonna need a second job to meet all those monthly checks!" the editorial added, helpfully.

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