YUMEN, China - A powerful earthquake measuring 8.9 on the Richter Scale has hit Northern China.
There are reports of extensive damage but luckily there have been no reports of fatalities.
A reporter for The Shanghai Sun Star reported that the quake was so intense that The Great Wall of China is now in Mongolia and the Mongolian government is referring to it as The Great Wall of Mongolia.
Representatives of the Chinese government are on their way to Mongolia to see exactly how the hell they are going to manage to bring the great wall back to China.
A representative for Mongolia, Chang Su Ming Ming is said to have remarked that his country has decided to keep the Great Wall and they sited the American doctrine of "No Backs" as legal grounds.
Meanwhile, the Chinese ambassador to Russia Sking Chu Achoo has informed the government of China that Russian farmers have reported finding thousands of rickshaws scattered throughout their farms.
Some Russian residents are informing the Russian authorities that they have found all kinds of Chinese stuff on their property such as Chinese chopsticks, Chinese food, Chinese symbols, and Chinese checkers.
Mongolian citizens and Russian citizens are all being cautioned about touching any Chinese articles because of the possibility of catching the dreaded yellow fever.
In a related story. An aid group has stated that they are in the process of sending large shipments of Chinese egg rolls to China, Mongolian beef to Mongolia, and Russian dressing to Russia.