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Wednesday, 16 December 2009

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Perverted Press- Tali Wakker, a close friend of Martha Stewart reports that Stewart has a shrine to Tiger Woods in a closet off of her bedroom.

When confronted with this allegation, Stewart admitted that there was a room where she kept a few Tiger Woods mementos that she had gathered during their various meetings over the years.

"We are just friends though," she states emphatically. "I never slept with him. I swear. I mean, we had sex and all, but he never slept here. At least not with me."

When asked if she still had the shrine in place in the closet she nodded her head and asked if we would like to see it. Following her upstairs we stopped at a closet door which had three locks and a chain with two padlocks on it. She opened the locks and opened the door.

"Wow" I said. There was a life size Tiger Woods cutout, complete with a real woodie in place.

"I really enjoyed putting this together" said Stewart. "All the items are available locally, at places like Kmart, Sears and Walmart."

Stewart states that she will be putting step by step instructions in her next article on how to build a shrine of your own.

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