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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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Las Vegas- Tiger Woods issued a statement earlier today claiming he was the victim of racial profiling by the women who have claimed to have been lovers with the golf pro.

Woods who is staying in a condo during what he calls, "a horrible mix-up." Woods claims the women knew that African American men are prone to confusion when in relationships with white women due to the fact that they all look alike.

He say's it's not a coincidence these women look similar. These women obviously prey on black men who try to live by the creed, "Love see no color". President Obama has reached out his hand to help the Woods's by inviting them over for a beer and sort out this racially charged incident.

As if adding insult to injury Woods's wife has recently been seen frequenting Aspen, Colorado ski slopes with who people claim is NBA superstar Kobe Bryant. Woods refused to comment on those allegations but people close to Tiger say that Woods is convinced that it's another racial stereotyping by his white wife and she most likely thinks shes with him.

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