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Monday, 14 December 2009

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Not-for-profit penile dysfunction services funraiser Julie Postle

Orlando, Fla - (Nutz for Prophet): "Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is one of the Bad Girls Club specialities!" gorgeous blue-eyed blonde charity funraiser Julie Postle said today.

Twenty two year-old Postle, 34DD-22-34, was named today as Tiger Woods' latest squeeze and CEO of an Orlando women-only club for horny peroxide do-gooders.

No one however - including Elin Nordegren's divorce lawyer, is yet sure just what sort of charitable good works Ms Postle performs.

"We suspect it might be not-for-profit penile dysfunction services," attorney Shark E Blinkenshyster commented today.

Ms Postle first met golfing champ Tiger Woods and the Poxy niteclub in Orlando where she was pulling pints and celebrity athletes.

Three years on and she's still as taught, springy and flexible as the day she actually lost her hymen, in some dim and distant past.

"She only ever let Tiger up once a week," a former rooming mate said today.

"Julie knows all too well the importance of not getting them internal stretch marks."

Elin Nordegren is 29, maybe a bit saggy.

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