Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - (Reuterus): A sordid Hellfire Club cover-up involving Bill Clinton and a Bajan/Dominican BBC newsreader is still whitewashing Tiger Woods' DNA.
According to documents released under the UK's Freedom of Disinformation Act this week Clinton's lovechild was smuggled out to California soon after birth in 1975.
And a wacking great big $$$ cheque ensured the birth mother's silence onm top of a glittering newsreading career at the Beeb.
Earl and Kutilda Woods couldn't have been more accommodating about the arrangement, sponsored by a George Herbert Bush whip-round of Warren Commission accomplices in the Ancient American Order of the Skull and Bones.
When Little Rock attorney Vince Foster found out about the seedy chicanery it lead to a speedy one way street to his parking lot 'suicide' via two bullets in the throat.
Chelsea Clinton's subsequent 1997 one night shag with Tiger Woods in the back of the Presidential limousine trigggered outrage among incest critics.
Impeachment prosecutor Ken Starr was barred from cross examining security service footage of the incident following Bush senior's personal intervention.
Bush Twins Barbara and Jenna thought it was all a hoot.