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Friday, 11 December 2009

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Jane Lynch appeared in more than 100 movies and TV shows including The L Word, The 40 Year Old Virgin, CSI, The Gilmore Girls, Friends and Best in Show. And best of all, this lesbian actress has never once felt the need to be in the closet about any of her strange lesbian love affairs.

In a private interview she tells all.

She says she couldn't find a man to have sex with so she decided to have sex with lesbian women which were in need of money. She admits to having paid women for sex, but now is in a relationship with a non-human female.

She said it was hard finding a lesbian lover that would only go one way, so she decided to adopt a non-human female to have a howling good time with.

Her non-human female lover is named "Cindy", and she had Cindy's ovaries removed.

The removal of Cindy's ovaries along with testosterone injections has turned her masculine and she is more prone to mounting women like a male would do.

Jane says that Cindy has made her contributions to womankind.

"Cindy is the perfect lesbian lover because I have been able to mold her to my specifications", Jane states.

Jane says she will continue to support the lesbian community and constantly attends lesbian riots and protest.

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