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Friday, 11 December 2009

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Tiger Woods is being attacked by raciest because he was procreating with human females. The argument is over the fact that Wood's skin is dark and the raciest don't like him.

The K.K.K. has assembled a list of eleven white mistresses they say that Tiger Woods was having sex with.

The K.K.K. grand masters have joined together and recruited Joslyn James to spearhead a campaign against Woods.

Joslyn has been given the mission of convincing raciest women to turn against Woods by exposing their love affairs with him, so that society can commit Nazi genocide on Woods by demeaning Woods' procreation rights.

Under the direction of the K.K.K., Joslyn James star of "Porn Star Brides," joins a lingerie model, an unnamed television broadcaster, a pancake waitress with a thing for sex in parking lots, and a host of women who spend lots of time in nightclubs, on the ever-growing list of women rumored to have engaged in affairs with Woods.

Minorities around the world are demanding that a hero step forward to defend Woods' right to exist as a human being, as well as defend the procreation rights of every man on this earth.

Tyra Banks joined the protest by singing Bonnie Tyler's song "I Need a Hero" while she was hosting her show.

In the song Tyra Banks argues with the phrases, "Where have all the good men gone, And where are all the gods?, Where's the street-wise Hercules, To fight the rising odds? - I need a hero - He's gotta be strong, And he's gotta be fast, And he's gotta be fresh from the fight - He's gotta be sure, And it's gotta be soon, And he's gota be larger than life."

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