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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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Porn Queen # 9 ?

The dastardly mistress saga that has been unraveling the Dudley Do-Right image of the Tiger Woods empire has gone south of a spanking offense and all the way to the steamy and stinky realm of kinky sex porn stars. Sex-Pot Babes seven and eight have now been identified as XXX Porn Stars Holly Sampson and Veronica Siwik-Daniels.

Holly Sampson, a long time butt slammer of the porn industry has performed sizzling XXX lesbo acts in films like "Seduced by a Cougar" and My First Sex Teacher". Number eight pushes the envelope a bit further as Veronica Siwik-Daniles (AKA Joslyn James) goes for the DP films and most bizzarre XXX kinky sex atcs - as Tiger says......now that's what I'm talking about!
Indeed, Tiger.

Veronica is being reported as having been a favorite full timer for Tiger, providing sexual fun and frolic almost every time The tiger got loose in Las Vegas. The Tiger camp has denied rumors of a dispute between industry dickmaster Ron Jeremy and the Tiger as to exactly who owns the bigger banana.


Tiger Woods' sponsors are not answering reporter inquiries on the big banana question, but Condom maker Trojan is making inquiries as to whether Tiger does or does not use their condoms with his harem of industry cuties. Look for a new Tiger endorsement contract advertising blitz if he was, or a series of lawsuits if he wasn't. As they say, what you get from one you give to everyone else.

The last roar out of the Tiger Camp was a raspy inquiry as to whether Jenna Jameson is filming any adult porn films in the Orlando area and whether Pam Anderson would be interested in refereeing on the big banana question. This, after wife Elin told the Tiger where he would never find his banana as she left for Sweden.

Business analysts are speculating that Tiger may be making a career shift that could lift the Tiger image to a new threshold - but only if he actually has the bigger banana -


Updates as the Bimbos are identified by the hour,

for BNN News Network,

Dagnabbit Rabitt

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