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Tuesday, 8 December 2009

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Bedding identical twin sisters Elin and Josefin 'every red-blooded man's fantasy'

Orlando, Fla - (Horny Mess): "Gorgeous, hot-assed, blonde, identical Swedish twins?" latest Tiger-shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - a.k.a. porn actress Joslyn James - commented today.

"Every red-blooded man's fantasy! Ti sure musta thought he'd hit the jackpot, marrying Elin," the tattooed FF-cup hardcore star giggled

"Kinda karmic double-whammy having an identical twin sister-in-law like Josefin!

"Sure is a pity he didn't realise just what a hot l-a-w-y-e-r Mrs Lonnborg is."

Joslyn James' revelations come amid reports that Elin Woods 'freaked out' at Tiger's plea for his sister-in-law to join them in their king-size matrimonial water bed.

Hotshot corporate London lawyer Josefin Lonnborg was saying nothing today.

Calls to her McGuire-Woods (no relation) law firm went unanswered as Florida paparazzi descended on the Windermere gated compound where she has been staying.

Rachel Uchitel is sitting pretty on a $1 million+ nest egg.

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