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Monday, 7 December 2009

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Cori List seen here dancing at Manhattan's iconic Last Tango in Paris club 'Butter'

New York - (Labia Babe): "Cori List? Hahaha. That's just an anagram of clitoris. Go figure!" the anonymous blonde gal-about-town told LA FagHagSlagMag reporters today.

Ms List blames a Japanese celeb-watch site for the accidental miss-spelling after being branded Tiger Woods' latest shag.

The stunning bosomy 31 year-old blonde clubber from Manhattan's iconic Last Tango in Paris nitespot 'Butter' remains unrepentant about the publication of her alleged alias.

"It kinda makes sense if you also rearrange 'Tiger Woods' and get - now let's see! - 'Two Dog Sire', 'Worst ID Ego', 'Sow Got Ride', etc!" List giggled hysterically.

"Then there's 'Sore Dog Wit', 'Got Weirdos', 'It Gored Sow', 'Reds Woo Git', 'Go! Weds Trio'. 'God Rite Sow', 'Wise Dog Rot', 'Good Wet Sir', etc, yawn!"

Elin Nordegren's anagram 'In Need Long Err' is perhaps also a clue.

Reported prenup updates have apparently guaranteed Mrs Woods a %50 million divorce settlement if she stays the traditional seven year itch distance.

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