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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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Millions of Lesbians across the country are looking for the famous Antoinette Nicole Davis doll because it is a rare doll to own.

The Antoinette Nicole Davis doll is part of the King Louie doll collection started by Barry Johnson a famed doll designer.

Antoinette Nicole Davis is said to have been the maid who worked for Marie Antoinette during King Louie's reign before being behead in the French revolution.

It is rumored that Antoinette Nicole Davis was a lesbian monster who committed all sorts of disgusting homosexual acts with female beast as well as other women.

One lesbian said has been calling dozens of stores using her phone book, trying to find one that carries the Antoinette Nicole Davis doll.

She said she can't wait till she gets her hands on the doll. She plans on turning the doll masculine with a tiny strap-on set she bought at an adult sex store. She said she was going to suck the tiny penis on the strap-on to torture her doll.

She also plans on poking the doll with needles and painting a mustache on the doll. She says the kind of inhuman lesbian acts she will do to the doll are unimaginable and she plans on releasing her lesbian desires with her doll.

The lesbian said, "When I get the doll I will inject menstrual blood down its throat because it's the most disgusting thing a lesbian can do to a woman."

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