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Sunday, 6 December 2009

The Organization of Black American Men in America (OBAMA) expressed satisfaction with news reports of Tiger Wood's infidelity. According the OBAMA president Yo Diddy, "Tiger was negating all stereotypes about Black men like 'all black men cheat' by looking happy and relaxed with his family."

According to Mr Diddy "Us black men thrive on the myth that we are hyper sexual, that our sexual prowess and the size, the physicality is greater than others. To see Tiger negate those myths with his squeaky clean image was extremely damaging to us Black men. Why imagine how damaging can it be to a brother when a ho, er I mean a lady starts looking at us as a long term relationship material than a hunk of meat."

According to a recent OBAMA internal survey members claimed dissatisfaction at living up to the image Tiger was portraying in the media.

But Mr Diddy was upbeat on the new rumors that Tiger Woods had extramarital relations with five other women. He said "It was good to know about one affair being made public but now with five other women have coming forward and claiming that they also had affairs with Tiger, our members can now proudly hold their shafts up again."

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