Florida - Disgraced golfer Tiger Woody, once famous four hundred yard drives, has apologized for his latest four hundred yard drive a couple days ago which ended with him bouncing off a tree and landed in the rough causing some damage to his golf cart in the process.
Amateur golfers shook their head knowingly having been there before.
"Tis a shame to see him not in the middle of the fairway like ware use ta," deplored Tiger's number one fan Morris McFaddie, "He deserves a Mulligan."
"Tiger's pologized for not living up to his own tandards he has, why blame's him for sexy groupies tarnin his had from his life's porpoise?"
"Ya can hardly blame the man for lack of focus when the trollops are linin up on the course to takes their clothes off and have their way with him. Ya canna play golf like tha."
"We knew Tiger had some problems when we sees him walkin kinda funny hunched over and that while ona the golf course, that's where he came to have the name Tiger "Woody."
"It's a shame, that's for certain" says McFaddie. "He's ruined himself he has, warn't be long before he'll be makin Viagra commercials."