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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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Lodge Where Tree Hunters Came Out Of The Woods

A search for two Christmas tree hunters has been called off after the two showed up Thursday.

"Apparently their car got stuck in the snow and mud", stated Officer Dinwitty of Medford.

Meanwhile, one of the two guys was doing a little dance in the background.

When asked about his friend, the other guy stated that his friend had learned to dance with the fairies of course.

"Can't you see the little dickens? That male one is Charles. He loves Christmas."

"Yes", yelled his dancing partner. "Me and the one who took us to their special place and gave us tea and crumpets, Tiny Tim, learned to do this little dance together, from Dickens. It's sort of a tip-toeing Macarena. They do it in the tulips in the summertime."

Officer Dinwitty told the press and the families of the two men, who were so glad to see them, that this often happens after being lost overnight in the snow and woods.

"At least it wasn't the wicked witch", he stated. "I hate her guts!"

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