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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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Were the Tantric Threesome hired by am Orlando First Wives/Golf Widows Club?

Orlando, Florida - (Muffdivers Anonymous): The 10 minute YouBoob! footage posted today shows the lissom luscious lovelies honing their irresistible seduction skills.

Relaxing naked in a steamy TriBeCa rooftop hottub the three dusky doe-eyed babes are seen swapping delayed gratification tips and KY Gel tokens.

Latest Tiger squeeze and Las Vegas casino PR Kalika Moquin is laughing hysterically as she demonstrates tantric thrusts that lock a man down - totally helpless - for at least one hour.

"It's all in the vagus nerve, gals," Ms Moquin giggles as the camera zooms in on her clenching buttocks and gyrating hips.

"Squeeze with your thighs as you wiggle your ass. Then grab that icepick - er...icepack! - and...... slam the scrotum! Whoopeeee!"

The video has shocked many including pals of an unofficial Orlando First Wives/Golf Widows Club suspected of hiring the tantric threesome to put a firework up Tiger Woods' marriage.

Elin Nordegren Woods was once Miss Oslo Bathing Suit 1995.

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