There's mounting anger in Hollywood tonight, as liberals, enraged by the decision of the Swiss to ban minarets, have announced they will take firm action against the 'rogue nation'.
Already 5,000 celebrities have signed a petition demanding that Roman Polanski be removed from 'barbarous Switzerland and allowed to serve his house arrest in a more civilised place.'
This comes mere hours after the start of the BLOCK THE CUCKOO CLOCK campaign designed to cripple the Swiss economy.
"We must show solidarity with the oppressed" Said the campaign's organiser, Father Brendan O'Keiff, an openly gay Catholic priest from one of Hollywood's swankier suburbs.
O'Kieff, who's many other celebrity-endorsed campaigns include RIP DOWN ALL CHURCHES NOW and CATHOLIC RETHINK on ABORTION and PAEDOPHILIA (CRAP)has been overjoyed by the response.
"The arts industry in California have always had the best moral compass," he states.
Other angry Liberals declared Switzerland a non-go area for enlightened thinkers.
One famous campaigner on behalf of the poor told us "I was considering visiting Switzerland to view my bank account." but added with a shrug "but how can I look my bank manager in the face, when I know he's a racist?"
Another celebrity, well-known for her environmentalism stated angrily "I was going to my Swiss chalet for a rest after a world wide trip including North Korea and Cuba. But how can I be supportive of such an oppressive place?"