Written by cheesehoven
Rating:
Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

There's mounting anger in Hollywood tonight, as liberals, enraged by the decision of the Swiss to ban minarets, have announced they will take firm action against the 'rogue nation'.
Already 5,000 celebrities have signed a petition demanding that Roman Polanski be removed from 'barbarous Switzerland and allowed to serve his house arrest in a more civilised place.'

This comes mere hours after the start of the BLOCK THE CUCKOO CLOCK campaign designed to cripple the Swiss economy.

"We must show solidarity with the oppressed" Said the campaign's organiser, Father Brendan O'Keiff, an openly gay Catholic priest from one of Hollywood's swankier suburbs.

O'Kieff, who's many other celebrity-endorsed campaigns include RIP DOWN ALL CHURCHES NOW and CATHOLIC RETHINK on ABORTION and PAEDOPHILIA (CRAP)has been overjoyed by the response.

"The arts industry in California have always had the best moral compass," he states.

Other angry Liberals declared Switzerland a non-go area for enlightened thinkers.

One famous campaigner on behalf of the poor told us "I was considering visiting Switzerland to view my bank account." but added with a shrug "but how can I look my bank manager in the face, when I know he's a racist?"

Another celebrity, well-known for her environmentalism stated angrily "I was going to my Swiss chalet for a rest after a world wide trip including North Korea and Cuba. But how can I be supportive of such an oppressive place?"

Make cheesehoven's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 4?

5 8 12 15
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more