WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama trying to put a lid on the embarrassing "Party Crashers Gate" incident has invited the 'culprits' Tareg and Michaele Salahi to attend a White House "Beer Summit."
The president has called the "BS" at the insistence of his Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt.
Cobalt told the president that he has to do something about this unfortunate incident because the likes of GOP mouthpieces Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Ann Coulter are having a field day with this incident.
Rush Limbaugh reportedly stated on his radio show that Mrs. Salahi had even used Michelle Obama's master bedroom bathroom after asking the "First Mama" if she could use her bathroom to take care of a little matter concerning the "Dreaded Damn Monthly Visitor."
Limbaugh said that Mrs. Obama told her to go ahead and to also pick out one of her official White House Master Bedroom Bathroom Visitor Gifts located on the wicker basket located beside the Presidential toilet.
Michaele Salahi picked out a beautiful miniature hand-painted painting of the Presidential "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha sitting on Oprah Winfrey's lap.
As the Salahis sat with President and Mrs. Obama at the White House Beer Summit Mrs. Obama asked Michaele if her hair was really blonde or if it was bleached.
Michaele said that it was bleached. She then asked Mrs. Obama if her hair was really black or if it was bleached. Mrs. Obama replied that her real hair color was blonde, but that years ago she had decided to dye it black since she is after all black.
As the two women were talking the president leaned over towards Tareg and whispered if his wife's boobs were real. Tareg replied that his wife had actually had some breast reduction done since her hooters were overly gigantic.
Mr. Salahi then asked the president if his wife's boobs were real. The president smiled and said that they are indeed real but that for Christmas he is getting her a gift certificate to have her puppies puffed up a little bit.
Salahi leaned over and gave the president a fist bump. Tareg told the president that he can call him Tarry. And the president told Tareg that he can call him Barry.
The two men exchanged cell phone numbers with the president telling Tareg that he and his wife are welcome at the White House anytime, but he did ask that they call ahead first to avoid making it look like they just waltzed in uninvited like they did the other day.
"Gotcha." Tareg replied.
"That's What I'm talkin' about Tarry." The president remarked.
Meanwhile, the "First Mama" stated that she and Michaele are going to get a manicure and pedicure sometime next week.