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Saturday, 28 November 2009

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Hollywood is completely wild about the release of rights from the former Vice President, Dick Cheney, or "The Dickster" to make a movie about his life!

Among those offering to try out for the role is George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Cheney's gay daughter, Mary. In fact, Clooney has offered to do the role for a mere million dollars.

"I think I could do Cheney as he really was, President of the United States", stated Clooney. "I'm sure I could do the 'undisclosed site' scene with the same pizazz as Cheney himself. Here, let me get my bald wig."

Meanwhile, DiCaprio offered the same deal.

"I'd look forward to the heart-attack scenes. Those started when he was two years old and somebody took his little truck. I can do the two-year-old also, with a good make-up man."

Every major studio in Hollywood and several in Bollywood are trying to secure the rights to the thrilling role.

"This could be the most exciting movie I have ever worked on, even more compelling than Howard The Duck" or "Troll 2"" stated producer Sir Garvin Van Popular.

While serving as the President...Vice President, Cheney often electrified the nation with the sudden appearance of his head out of a closet or from under a commode lid.

"He was the best at disguise ever", stated Henry Kissinger who has been hanging around the White House for 40 years.

But then he removed the disguise and it was Dick Cheney!

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