Washington D.C. - Making their dream come true, a white Virginia couple somehow breached security and entered into the White House for an Obama dinner party.
Secret Service acknowledged the oversight. "It was rather obvious they didn't belong, but we felt sorry for them. And hoping they'd quickly go away, we let them meet the President and even drink from the same champagne fountain."
The Secret Service added that the white couple "seemed harmless, despite stories we've heard about their kind."
The Virginia couple felt vindicated that no legal action will be taken against them, adding "We hope that we have inspired all people like us to have a dream."