United States First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is jealous of Vice President Joe Biden and his man boobs. She said in confidence to a White House staffer that "I really ought to have the biggest tits and be the biggest boob in the White House. The Vice President, however, has the biggest rack and my husband is the biggest boob."
The First Lady said that she has caught her husband checking out Joe Biden's rack on several occasions, and that she wants something done about it. "Make that man get a masectomy, or at least do some exercise. I know that Nancy Pelosi and I are not heavily endowed, but Jeez!"
When informed of his wife's remarks, Barack Obama responded by saying "Michelle said Jeez? Was she referring to Jesus? She knows I don't want that word used in our home."