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Topics: Sarah Palin

Thursday, 26 November 2009

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One of the five or six specimens found up her arse

Salt Lake Shitty - (Dem Bones Rapture): Have archaeologists found a dinosaur up Sarah Palin's ass?

"We thought we'd seen it all," chuckled Alan Tightass, Palintologist with the American Bureau of Old Fossil Studies said today.

"But now we're shocked at the depth of our ignorance of such predatory female raptors."

The statement follows a stunning new discovery of one of the biggest accumulations of prehisteric Skull and Bonesmen ever found on the Kaiparowits Plateau.

"We found five or six different specimens in one hole," Tightass added.

"These include a partial skeleton of 'suck-billed dinosaur on steroids' called a gryposauraus, an armored dickus cheneyus and a pterosaur with a face like Senator Lisa Murkowski."

Former Alaska Senator Ted Stevens is on the largactic shuffle.

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