In a joint statement that is being viewed as a manifesto for the "new feminism" Sara Palin and Carrie Prejean have declared "Pussies Rule" for the new generation of women.
Said Palin: "The days of the glass ceiling for women is over, the days of the frozen pussy for the men is upon us, which means that they will NOT be upon us any longer or vice versus."
Ms. Prejean added, "We are calling on all of our sisters not to just SAY NO, but to just say, NEVER."
Ms. Palin closed the meeting by raising her fist and shouting: "Pussies Rock. Ms. Prejean joined her with a raised fist and crying out, "Pussies Rule"
The meeting was then closed to "women only" The attendees broke up into discussion groups as Ms. Palin signed books and reportedly Ms. Prejean was doing a brisk business selling her "Peace In The Valley Sex Toys.
According to press reports, thousands of women across the country are joining the movement. Mrs. T.J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC was quoted at the meeting "For thirty years I been sayin, I'm tired and I have a headache. Now, I'll be sayin, go slam it in a window Buster."
The following conversation was overheard:
Mr. McCorkle: "Well, we men might jes be havin to take things in our own hands!"
Mrs. McCorkle: "Ain't nothin new about that!"
As the crowd dispersed many couples were seen leaving the meeting separately, the woman smiling, the men in small angry groups.
Reports from inside the "Pussies Rule" organization indicate that the two women are planning a giant "Pussies Rock & Rule Hall Of Fame" in Cleveland, Ohio. In it will be a gallery of some of the most famous Ball Busters of all time. Hillary Clinton has been named Chairman of the nominating committee.
In another report, some enterprising gay men are planning several hundred gay bar franchises around the country to accommodate thousands of new adherents. The name of the bars will be: "Try It, You'll Like It" and are expected to open in the spring "when the first flowers bloom" according to a spokesman.