Earlier reports of stalkers following Ann Coulter around are now proven to be unsubstantial. Whereas Ms. Coulter had the false assumption that men were following her about because of her wit, charm and intelligence or because of her long legged sexiness is now known to not be true.
The gentlemen in question were actually carrying mallets and wooden stakes in the hopes of putting her down permanently. Had that not worked they were also armed with silver crucifixes.
Since this article has not reached the minimum one hundred word limit I will add some blather about how we should all try and save the whales, which I don't really understand because you would think they are large enough to take care of themselves.