Fort Wayne Indiana, Another day another Dollar General booksigning extravaganza for Sarah Palin.
Mobbed by little old ladies sporting their Rush Limbaugh sweatshirts, hundreds waited in line for the chance to get their personal copies of "Alaskan Rebel for Sale!", Sarah Palin's new pseudo autobiographical rendition of how she lost the election for John McCain.
"I've never had sex", says Sarah in Chapter 20 on Republican Celibacy, "I'm disgusted by my own sexy picture in Sports Illustrated where I appear to be nude or naked."
The only fantasy I've ever had is to make love to Rush Limbaugh in a cave in Afghanistan with Britney Spears forced to watch, oh and Tina Fey too, the little wench!"
Fans say they can't wait to get to all the juicy details, "I just love how wholesome Sarah is, I wish she would find her a nice man like that Roger Federer and settle down!"