President Barack has completed his trip to China and is already denying that he traded the Ford Company for a cancellation of most of our debt.
"That's simply not true", stated an aide. "I was there and it was for the state of Montana, but they turned it down after checking with Wikipedia."
Officially, the President was in China to better US relations with the country and visit our money. Those covering the event stated that he had a 'longing' look at that pile of U.S. cash and spent some time daydreaming about how it could pay for the health care bill.
"That one day out to see the Wall was just a blind", stated another aide. "He actually went into a vault to sit in there privately among the billions of $100 and meditate...sort of like that old Disney duck, Uncle Screwy."
When leaving China, a camera accidentally caught the new slogan on Obama's plane. Gone was "Yes We Can" and in it's place was, "Yes We Have Slowed Down Our Economic Freefall!"
It is rumored that after Japan and China, Obama will go palms up to Kuwait and the Saudis before flying back to Washington.