Where is Oprah when you need her? She should have been on hand at the Golden Anum Club on the weekend, when a highly popular Bay Area Obama impersonator, Ivanna Talleywhacker, (his stage name)was arrested for indecent exposure early Saturday morning in the club's parking lot.
"I love to pretend I'm Obama, said Talleywhacker, "only Obama with a full afro wig, stilettos, and a dress."
Franz Adimo, a bouncer at the club told this reporter, that Talleywhacker sounds exactly like Obama on stage when he participates in the club contests, and he often wins first prize. "It's amazing, he said, "This guy is a real crowd pleaser, and looks just like the real thing. You know, he talks about 'Change' and the other trannies laugh like hell." he said.
This past weekend however, Talleywhacker may have taken his act too far, when he performed on the hood of his car after hours, and offered up the Full Monty for his fans. The show could only be described as "lewd twisted erotica" added Adimo. "The guy is really sick, and all of us just love to watch him."
Later however, when two carloads of drunken partiers crashed the parking lot party, Police were called in on account of a small riot.
"All hell broke loose, said Smorecum, an admitted hermaphrodite. "And what made this particularly funny, was that I was disguised as a nun that night, and I almost got arrested for beating one of the punks over the head with my big wooden crucifix! When the cops showed up, I split."
In the end, Talleywhacker was the only one arrested, and appeared before the judge full clothed on Monday morning. He was released on bail. He is charged with public drunkenness, indecent exposure, and inciting a riot.
"They probably just want to stick me on the 'no fly list' like Alex Jones, said Talleywhacker, as he got hauled away by the cops.