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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Sarah Palin's book tour started yesterday with much fanfare. A one sentence summary of the book might be a line from the book Barefoot Boy With Cheek written by Max Shulman in 1943….."I only have one friend and I hate him"

Palin, whose book is number one on Amazon is riding the "wave of discontent" that is sweeping the country. "Sarah is throwing so many people "under the bus" that the vehicle is traveling on pontoons" says an insider. From her parents and her birth (her parents wanted a boy) to this day Palin has very little good to say about those who have crossed her path. Her worst words are for her fellow politicians and the media who she vilifies, demeans, and accuses of sexism. When asked about this, Sarah replied….."I wouldn't be so paranoid…if everyone wasn't against me" There were even harsh words for her husband, Todd..."I wanted to have our first child be an immaculate conception..maybe have it in a manger...you know but OH NO...not Todd....he always has to be a player..hah...First Dude..my Ass!"

A reporter from Fox News asked Sarah if there was any media she did like and was fair and balanced. "Of course" she said, "Fox News is the only one you can trust. I don't care if Shaun Hannity use to drive a beer truck...or Bill O"Reilly was a prison guard... or even that Glenn Beck was the original Ronald McDonald...they are good people…and tell it like it is to a country that is hungry for the truth...and the truth shall set you free" At this she smiled benignly. "Blessed are the peacemakers" she continued still smiling….A reporter asked what she meant by that..and still smiling benignly she replied...."It means we should send more troops to Afghanistan and the sooner we bomb Iran...the better it is...we must show them we are not sissies..just ask some of those wolves we kill from airplanes in Alaska about that!"

When asked who she did like, Sarah replied, "I love my supporters...God speaks to them through me. He also tells me that Mike Huckabee is a snake oil salesman and that John McCain was always looking at my tits when we were together. I just don't know what I would do without God...he is so cool...don'tcha know"

The Palin bus tour seems to be taking parts of rural America by storm. When Carrie Prejean was told of the initial success of Going Rogue...she told a reporter that she had her own book...Gettng Spanked.... coming out by the end of the year.

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