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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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"Hello To My Little Friends!"

"That is Bill Clinton!" stated former aide to the president, Monica Lewinsky, according to an unnamed source who didn't want her family to know she watched such movies.

Lewinsky is said to have stated, "There's that triple mole on his back near the bottom half and the callus on his right ass check. And, that's his doohickey alright. No one has seen it up close any closer than me."

Apparently after being repeatedly ignored by the ex-President Monica is mad.

"He hasn't even helped me with a job. If anything, the activities in the White House have hurt me."

"You could ask the Secretary of State but she'd never fink on him. But I bet her face would explode!"

"Come to think of it, if he was telling the truth, she might not recognize it. But truth has never been his strong point, and that WAS a pun!"

When asked, Mr. Clinton said that he was on a foreign mission when that naked bunch were making that movie and so he couldn't have been on there.

"You just ask "Big Joe" or "Busty Minor" or any of the other midgets. They'll back up my story."

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