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Monday, 16 November 2009

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A Moonlite Bunny Ranch pimp

Oklahoma - (Rotters): Brooke Phillips was found dead in an Oklahoma City arson attack this weekend following a fledgeling debut in the 'Cat House' reality TV series.

The 21 year-old, whose TV screen name was Hoyden Brooks, was one of four found shot dead in the burning downtown house.

She had recently relaunched her career are an ex-hooker and was hoping to follow other former tarts to bigger, better contracts on the sliver screen.

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof said today he was completely devastated.

"I blame some bad company she was keepin'," the pimp explained.

"All my gals here are totally legit and our clients top drawer."

There are no rabbits at the Nevada brothel that ms Phillips featured in.

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