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Sunday, 15 November 2009

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"Im not wrong, your a racist"

White House- President Barrack Obama after replacing the term "War on Terror" with the new watered down "Overseas Contingency Operations." is now releasing to the press terminology to be used at future press conferences.

"Terrorism" is to be replaced with "Overenthusiastic Confusion Tactics". This new term can immediately be used to describe a situation that arises where people have been injured from possible retaliation to our "Overseas Contingency Operations".

"Al-Qaeda" a term the president says conjures up anti-Muslim sentiment is being replaced with "Passionate Shariya Enthusiasts".

"Winning" a term that insinuates that someone is better or more dominate, is to be replaced with "Completed Our Mission Objective" Or a form of.

"Wealth" a term that basically means "Tricked Naive Consumers", will be replaced with "Stolen Minority Funds".

"White" will be replaced with "Color Deficient Devils"

"Minority" will be now known as "The Rightful People"

"Rev. Wright" will be referred to as "Sir Rev. Wright The Holy Leader Of The Church Of Jesus Was A Negro.

PRESS ALERT- It seems that the ACORN group hijacked this press release and we cannot verify at this time the accuracy of the above statements. The White House says its "not aware of any group by that name" and to "just run the story whitey"

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