SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - The president and the first lady were in Shreveport attending the birthday celebration of one of Michelle Obama's cousins TaTaQuisha Fillipity.
TaTaQuisha, who turned 21, was recently named Shreveport's Miss Shrimp Gumbo Etouffee and Female Crayfish Races Queen. The recently divorced mother of six said that she was as thrilled as an alligator at a bunny rabbit wedding.
TaTa, as her Papa, Mama, Nana, and nephew JoJo call her, was asked about the recent intimate photos that have shown up on the Internet reportedly of her cousin Mish-Mish, as her family calls the nation's first lady.
TaTa said that she had not seen the 'pitchers' until her little brother Boo-Boo showed them to her and her little twin sisters Tee-Tee and Pee-Pee.
Miss Fillipity was shown copies taken off the Internet and asked if that was in fact her cousin, aka Mish-Mish. TaTa looked at them and said that the face was certainly her cousin but added that the body was definitely not her cousin's.
When asked how she could be so sure, she replied "Because my cuzzin' Mish-Mish, she ain't gots no tattoos of no dragon on her tummy, and no Chinese symbols on her back, and certainly no watermelon on her left (blank) and I knows dat fo sho."
She was asked if she then believed that the photos had been photo-shopped? She replied that she did not know anything abouts no 'pitcher' shop and shit, but that they had fo sho been fiddled with because Mish-Mish has always been real shy about letting anyone see her (blanks) or her (blank).
SIDENOTE: Louisiana authorities have proven conclusively that although the face is in fact that of the first lady the body belongs to a Shandelle Titcomb, 29, who works as a pole dancer at Le Club Bayou Babes in Natchitoches.