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Saturday, 14 November 2009

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Pakistan to nuke Afganistan

President Barack Obama has unveiled his solution to the Afgan problem during an interview with the CNN.

Asked whether the USA can ever be successful in its mission in Afganistan, Mr Obama said that the breaking point would come when Pakistan would be ready to invade Afganistan.

He said:

"We are well aware that Taliban is only a label invented in the West in order not to say Afgan. But now the whole world knows that we are fighting a silly war against the Afgans with no intention of invading Afganistan.

"This is absurd and needs changing. We must find a country willing to invade Afganistan on our behalf and the closest candidate for this job is Pakistan. They will have our full support in this."

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