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Friday, 13 November 2009

John Allen Muhammed the so called Beltway Sniper executed by lethal injection for twelve murders from the trunk of his car picked a metal coffin for his burial according to the USA prison service.

The now deceased prisoner was so happy in the boot of his car he asked to be placed in the boot of his favourite vehicle then put into a crusher at Black Bobs auto salvage yard just outside the prison yard.

Guard Elroy Cropper told me "The prisoner said this time no fucking coppers would get him out of his car without a struggle"

It is believed the car scrap value was$125.00 which went to charity.

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