Washington DC- Press secretary Robert Gibbs announced today that president Obama after meeting with his top aides has reached the conclusion that the Sun is and has been the cause of global warming.
A surprise to democrats everywhere, the statement apparently supersedes his last statement blaming global warming on white peoples lack of melanin, which causes heat and light to reflect off their skin forcing it back into the atmosphere. Along with white's obsession with breathing all the air, he claimed that they were detrimental to our atmosphere and to all other life on the planet.
The President and his congress and senate have started writing legislation to counter the suns influence on our planet. Appointed czar Muhamid O'sama Ali Kareem Jones who heads the former NASA now called WFAA (White Free Atmosphere Administration) has also agreed that the sun is indeed responsible for heating the planet. But won't rule out white involvement.
President Obama said he will be meeting with other leaders in Cuba later this month when the members of Socialists and Communists United for More, otherwise known as SCUM, come together to discuss world issues and Rush Limbaugh. The president said at that meeting they will most definitely talk about the sun and how SCUM can bring it under their control. He then added "uh,uh,for the, uh, good of the SCUMMY counties, uh, and the, uh others."