President Barack Obama received a special award from the Nobel Prize committee today as his "What It Is, Is What It Is" Theory.
"Where Einstein went wrong, is saying that everything is made up of energy", explained the president, with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi at his knees on the floor, clapping furiously.
The President went on to say that that just ain't so.
"You look around you at those old farts on the park benches or laying at home on the couch saying, "Martha Jane, bring me another beer Hon, I can't leave this game for a second or I'll miss the key play of the whole three hour game."
"Of course, they'd show that play seventeen times on a replay but those apparently don't count."
"Now I ask you, is that energy in motion?"
"(Reid & Pelosi together) "No!"
"Looka here and I mean look close!"
He then dropped his pants and asked them both to kiss his ass, one on each cheek.'
"Now is that solid or ain't it solid? I mean, except for that fart?"
"No little energy atoms with electrons, wantons and morons!"
The president then explained what an idiot Einstein actually was but everyone thought he was smart because he knew a lot of long words.
So you heard it here first. President Barack Hussein Obama has won a special Nobel Prize, replacing and disgracing that egghead, Einstein and his energy theory.